October 2010
1 post
thoughtsthatmatterwithcezarenee:
Far East...
January 2010
13 posts
grammars a bitch.. →
People would most likely have a better vocabulary and grammar skills if others didn’t put so much pressure on them to be perfect because it a lot easier to stick to simple words and perfect them than to increase you vocabulary and try to use them perfectly every time. As well as some people need speech therapy which really isn’t their fault. how are you gona criticise them.
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grammars a bitch.. →
“I’m sick and tired of people with low quality grammar and vocabulary. It’s pathetic. Just look up words you don’t understand, there’s also a tab with a thesaurus. Look up some synonyms for words commonly used.” Cezarenee
You know whats Annoying? People who are constantly criticizing the way you speak. Not everyone is meant to be an English major.
Left 4 Dead
This Game rules. Zombies and Shotguns you cant go wrong.
Allan Gardner... Understands me Continued
Alan Garner: Oh, you know what? Next week’s no good for me… The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it’s totally fine.
Alan Garner: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So...
Allan Gardner... understands me
Alan Garner:Did you have to park so close? Doug Billings: Yeah, what’s wrong? Alan Garner: I shouldn’t be here. Doug Billings: Why is that, Alan? Alan Garner: I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school… or a Chuck E. Cheese.
Phil Wenneck: You’re not really wearing that are you? Alan Garner: Wearing what? Phil Wenneck: The man purse....
The silence is Good
Its important to enjoy the quite. When you take away all the distracting noise that surrounds you, you learn to truelly enjoy everything. It feels good to just take a deep breath and just relax. Think about nothing. :)
December 2009
21 posts
Meet my Daughter
thoughtsthatmatterwithcezarenee:
She is so beautiful and I’m more than proud to be her mother. She makes our family shine and always keeps the house free of wandering insects. Her claws savagely rip my skin to shreds but she always cleans the dripping blood. Her wrinkles give her the perfection of age. Hopefully one day her skin will be used as a leathery coat or pair of shoes for a rich lady...
Meet my SON
He is so youthful. look at him jump. he gets his yellow coat from his mother. but he gets his strong wings from me. We have big dreams for him we do. we hope when he gets old enough and plump, that he may find his way into so sketchy asian food.
I'm the real David Vaghari
I dont no who the other dude is. So just incase anyone really cared I just thought Id let you know. If you dont believe me ask Ceza she’ll back this.
NC Sucks
davidandcezatalkshitaboutyou:
Now if we’re going to be legit critics then David and CezaRenee need to list a few pro and cons. Some positives are it’s residents. North Carolina would suck ass without CezaRenee and David. They bring adventure and excitement to such a run down boring state. North Carolina is home to south of the border, one of the worlds low quality slutville amusement park. One...
Being Asexual Would be Awesome
If i was asexual i would be happy. If i was asexual I would never continually fall deeper infatuated slash in love with people i cant have. If i was asexual I would be FREE!!! I would never stress out, i would be satisfied being alone, id drop out of school and travel the world doing odd jobs. If I was asexual how simple things would be.
Robert Downey Jr.
Best Actor ever. He makes me not scared of getting older. He’s quirky, interesting, odd, spontaneous, and all things i admire. He’s doesnt care about the fans which i love, because if i was him i wouldnt care about me either. Im just a faceless person that sees movie. To have any emotional connection to me a person you’ve never met is semi crazy but in a bad way because everyone...
MATT AND KIM
In the shower, in the closet, in a taxi, in the dumpster, in the bed…. adventure is everywhere. The song Daylight by MAtt and Kim. Captures it all. It makes me happy and all i want to do is dance and go out and make things happen because theres no time like the present. :P
Chivalry does it still exist
It does! there are still at least a handful of dudes out there who actually know how to treat a lady. I’m friends with alot of them and i’d like to consider myself one of them too. We love to see you smile. we actually listen to what you say and we try not to monopolize the conversation. We are empathetic but not pathetic. We aren’t aggressive but protective. We dont try to...
Girls are Bobo...
Girls love attention, who doesn’t, but they never seem to satisfied. Girls also love to remind you that there are other people out there better looking than you, they do this i believe to fuck with your self-esteem. why would they want to do this you may ask? its because its all a game to them and they like to see you squirm. Girls also love to be indecisive, in turn you are left to make...
Theres hate in all of us and today my hate focuses...
If your tall and have curly hair go fuck yourself.
i hate you. for i am neither of those and never will be.
people might say why are you hating on people who are different from you
well the answer is this. because im ass hole and I can.
I hope you all choke on a chicken bone and if you vegetarian i hope you drown in a
pool of apple sauce. for those out there who are reading this and meet...
UP is assisted suicide!
thoughtsthatmatterwithcezarenee:
davidandcezatalkshitaboutyou:
The most dissapointing aspect of this movie is it’s maker. CezaRenee cried and David almost fell asleep. They start by builing up the characters romance in a bubbly corky fashion. David instantly saw CezaRenee in the childlike Ellie and that draw smiles on CezaRenee’s face. Ellie and Carl fall in love and have their many ordinary...
CEza this girl is insane
Fact of life most girls suck! There are very few exceptions. Ceza is an exception. SHE sings along to disney songs, she likes pokemon and isnt a shamed to admit it, she enjoys cereal and cartoons, she drinks forties, she is modest, she is really cute. This girl is mad creative. If she gives you a gift it is gona be one of a kind because its hand made and its not a bobo mix CD. She knows how to use...
Some of the best life experiences are ones shared...
I like going on adventures. I’m always try and make them a unique fun experiences but Some of the best adventures in the world are ones shared by everyone. Snowball fights, Junk food and movies, loitering outside of 711, people watching.
Robots are the shit (but everyone else can suck...
No emotions just ice cold metallic people… Robot, “Final exams can suck it. Hobo’s can suck it. Blue carpet garage shows that ask for donations for the cause of buying weed you can also suck it. Mike’s cat Calvin im going to kill you so watch your back. Being car less in a city where nobody uses public transportation is Lame. Being fat is gay and gross. 2012 can suck...
ONE TRACK MINDS
We can’t think. We can’t do shit. We’re just pathetic. Benny and ME are two peas in a pod. REST IN PEACE
November 2009
9 posts
If you're gona drink it might as well be a 40
Colt 45 is equivalent to 5 to 6 beers. And it only cost 1.59. It tasted better than most shitty beers like busch, and pabst blue ribbon. That’s right i said PBR sucks ass. you might as well call it piss in a can. I hope when i’m older and financially successful And you find me drinking that i’m still drinking 40s. Because thats how much i back it.
Snuffy Daddy Its a New Classic →
It’s classic Hip Hop with a slash of new wave electronics mixed with some good old fashion Lyrics from the Richmond UNderground Rap scene. You don’t have to Like it but you got to respect it
I had a Nightmare About Heaven
I use to think heaven was like Candy Land and everyone had there own castle made of ice cream. That Idea was shattered when I had this Dream. Jesus is sitting on his thrown everything is white and he looks to be surrounded by chiors of angels singing his praises. All seems good and I think Im happy. An angel shows me my place in one of the bleachers full of singing angels and dead people like...
Michael Jackson Isn't from Earth
He looks like a skeleton wrapped in sarahan wrap dyed white. Michael jackson is so Sassy. His creepy features and unnature musical talent leads me to believe he wasnt human.
Urban Slang Is Boss
Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!
Hey you, sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.
What up short frie!?
Being Vegetarian Isn't a Moral Decision It's a...
It just So happens, that some of the cheapest and best foods are vegetarian. As a college Student Im dirt poor and thus i have very little to spend on food. So When i got to the grocery store It is a battle. I tend to put things in my basket that I later find my self putting back and not where they belong. I also think that taste testing the products that I’m thinking about purchasing is...
Things that Annoy Dave Vaghari
Hobo’s In America Piss me Off. They make more money than me pandhandling. They have sweet as shoes and a fort I would of killed for when I was little. Let alone pets. If the Homeless in america really were starving they wouldn’t have pets because they’d be eating them.